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Twilight's a princess
Twilight's a princess
Hey, did I mention that… Twilight's a princess?
Celebrate the sun
It's gonna be fun
But not if Luna and Celestia get none
The royal guard says they're nowhere to be found
So the newest princess gets to boss 'em around
Nopony believed that she could win!
Go, Newest Princess, go!
You my friend…
Go, Princess Twilight Sparkle Part 1, go!
You got a reason to live…
There can only be ONE princess in Equestria! And that princess will be ME!!!
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The vines are spreadin'
And Ponyville's threatened
I guess it's time to give the six a history lesson
Gotta drink some juice
To discover the truth
The rental for the Elements was way overdue
I guess the moral of the story could be
Return the stones or you'll be paying late fees
Nopony believed that they could win!
Go, Tree of Harmony, go!
You my friend…
Go, Princess Twilight Sparkle Part 2, go!
You got a reason to live…
Well, alright then. Let's go save a… tree!
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The castle's old
The ponies are bold
They get the same idea in the same episode
Checkin' out the texts
The tapestries next
AJ and Rainbow wanna put their guts to the test
They find a diary from ages before
This place is filled with way too many trap doors
Nopony believed that it could win!
Go, castle, go!
You my friend…
Go, Castle Mane-ia, go!
You got a reason to live…
Did you know I can totally play the organ? Because I didn't!
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The new Daring Do
Is long overdue
So Dashie and the others gonna help it come through
The writer of books
Got familiar looks
Yearling’s really Daring, beatin’ up all the crooks
Dear Diary, today what I learned
Is not to underestimate the fans that you spurned
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Daring Do, go!
You my friend…
Go, Daring Don't, go!
You got a reason to live…
I gotta get me a pith helmet…
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We’re wavin’ a flag
We’re all gonna brag
But then the stupid jerks tell Scootaloo she’s a drag
They tell she’s through
‘Cause she never flew
You’d think that Cheerliee would just get rid of those two
We gotta get back to our friend Scootaloo
You know that we would never wave the flag without you
Nopony believed that we could win!
Go, Scootaloo, go!
You my friend…
Go, Flight to the Finish, go!
You got a reason to live…
That was the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen
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An old comic book
Right there in the nook
It reeled them in just like fish on a hook
And now they got powers
Though Fluttershy cowers
They'll go and save the city while the Mane-iac glowers
You might think Spike is just a little sidekick
But he helped the ponies out with a clever ol’ trick
Nopony believed that he could win!
Go, Hum-drum, go!
You my friend…
Go, Power Ponies, go!
You got a reason to live…
I’m an important part of this team, remember?
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Newmane 4x07: Bats!
01:21
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The apples are bussin’
But the bats are fussin’
The orchard fell apart and now the six are discussin’
Bats going nuts
Fruit bat roundup
The magic spell works out but they’re still stuck in a rut
Flutters went feral and she grew some fangs
You mess with nature, you’ll get caught in its games
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Flutterbat, go!
You my friend…
Go, Bats!, go!
You got a reason to live…
Fluttershy, sweetness, please come down, and do stop being a vampire bat.
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The Six take a stroll
To see Rarity’s show
Then Suri took her dress line from the cloth that she stole
Though things seem bleak
This fashion week
She used her creativity to make Hotel Chic
She worked her friends up, and lost their good will
So give them all a private show to Hinny of the Hills!
Nopony believed that she could win!
Go, Suri, Go!
You not my friend
Go, Rarity Takes Manehattan, Go!
You got a reason to live!
“Wow, Applejack. I know your thing is honesty, but come on!”
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Genealogy
It worries me
There might be ties between Applejack and Pinkie
So they hit the road
To Goldie’s abode
And on the way they sing a song and lose their whole load
But when they got there it was such a big oof
The page was smudged and all the shippers said "phew"
Nopony believed that they were cousins
Go, genealogy, go!
You my friend…
Go, Pinkie Apple Pie, go!
You got a reason to live…
M to the A to yeah, that’s right, P! And ain’t no other pony find a map like me! I’m apple– …uh-oh.
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A broken wing
a disloyal team
That threw the bolt away like a broken old thing
An athletic young flyer
That's as loud as a choir
She joined the other team with some pre-desires
Then Dash put on a show, an injury scam
But in the end she chose to stick with her fam
Nopony believed that they could win!!
Go Team Ponyviille Go!
You my friends
Go Rainbow Falls Go!
You got a reason to live
"If I get my hooves on that unintelligible mumbling, it'll be in BIG TROUBLE!!!"
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Cadence is arriving
And Discord's conniving
Flutter's out of town and its a sickness he's fightin'
Princesses ain't a fan
Discord offer's a plan
They gotta find a flower on the edge of the land
He had it all planned out, a sinister trick!
He wanted proof of friendship, so he faked being sick!
Nopony believed that, they could win
Go Purple Princesses go
you my friends
Go Threes a crowd go
You got a reason to live
"What?? I was simply going to ask for a teeny-tiny glass of water."
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The party pony
That pony is she
The super duper party pony pinkie
New pony in town
Making faces not frown
He’s spreading pony cheer like pinkie pie’s not around
They have a goof off for the honor of Dash
But Pinkie calls it off 'cause Rainbow got smashed
No pony believed they could win!
Go cheese sandwich go
You my friend
Go pinkie pride go
You’ve got a reason to live
"So, are you in, Cheese? Or are you... boneless?"
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Rarity's taken
With Trenderhoof's shakin’
She thought he'd like her back but boy how she was mistaken
He's more into farming
Now that was alarming
She's acting like a Hick while Applejack's princess charming
Now Trenderhoof's staying to work out in the field
But Rares explains he shouldn't change himself 'cause that ain't real
Nopony believed that she could win!
Go, Rarity, go!
You my friend…
Go, Simple Ways, go!
You got a reason to live…
He doesn't like me!
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Fluttershy's crooning
Her friends were swooning
The Ponytones are searching ‘cause Big Mac’s voice is ruined
But Flutters ain't eager
What if somepony sees her
Zecora gives her poison joke to make her voice deeper
Then she was she’s rockin’
That's what it's all about
But now she's lost her nerve 'cause Pinkie's freaking her out
Nopony believed that she could win!
Go, Flutterguy, go!
You my friend…
Go, Filli Vanilli, go!
You got a reason to live…
Baby steps, everypony. Baby steps.
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CMC’s got a deal
They’re learning for real
Levitation, potions, and a sweet set of wheels
The fillies brought guests
She’s giving them tests
The school ponies won’t let Twilight get any rest
The cutie mark crusaders made themselves fools
Exploiting friends for all their fame is totally uncool
Nopony believed that they could win!
Go, famous Cutie Mark Crusaders, go!
You my friend…
Go, Twilight Time, go!
You got a reason to live…
Come on in everypony, Spike made nachos!
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The portal is leavin'
Seabreeze is seethin'
They all just need to rest and take a second for breathin'
The breezies are tiny
and theyre pretty whiney
they won't ever leave cause of a kindness irony
The breezies won't survive if Flutters can't say no
She has to kick them out to get the show on the road
Nopony believed that they could win!
Go Breezies go
you my friends
Go It aint easy being breezies go
you got a reason to live
"Does this bring to mind any images for you? perhaps a bee?"
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Apple Bloom’s stayin’ home
Now she’s all alone
But Applejack returns and coats the barn in foam
Her smotherin’ is strong
And Bloom thinks its wrong
She wants to prove she doesn’t need a helicopter mom
Chimera wants her for a filly fillet
Big sister to the rescue and the pies were all saved
Nopony believed that she could win!
Go, Apple Bloom, go!
You my friend
Go, Somepony To Watch Over Me, go!
You got a reason to live
"Stop! No time for a song."
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Newmane 4x18: Maud Pie
01:21
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Pinkie's sis
Will soon be missed
She's coming out to Ponyville, so Pinkie insists
Make rock candy necklaces
If your friends are the best-esses
But all the other ponies are a bit unimpressed-essess
A friendship gauntlet might be Pinkie Pie's tomb
'Cause “Pinkie-Rainbow-Rari-Twi-Apple-Flutter-Maud Fun Time” was doomed
Nopony believed that he could win!
Go, Boulder, go!
You my friend...
Go, Maud Pie, go!
You got a reason to live...
“This next one is about rocks. They’re all about rocks.”
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Rare needs a rest
and Sweetie's a mess
she wrote a play and got her sis to make her a dress
The dress was too rad
and sweetie is mad
She wants to get revenge and make her big sister sad
That poor old headdress never stood a chance
But Sweetie fixed it up and confessed her whole plan
Nopony believed that she could win
Go Sweetie Belle Go
you my friend
Go For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils
You got a reason to live
"Make me a dress rarity? Pleaaaase?"
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Granny Smith misses divin'
And her body ain’t vibin'
but Flim and Flam have got a way to help her start thrivin'
A miracle tonic
Fixes anything chronic
The salesman song has AJ feeling kinda neurotic
Now Granny's going crazy drinking tonic all day
She's gonna do the high dive causing AJ's dismay
Nopony believed that she could win!
Go, Granny Smith, Go
You my friend
Go Leap of Faith Go
You got a reason to live
"Who needs luck when we've got tonic!"
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Dash has a test
But she'd rather rest
Sit down and study hard is what twilight suggests
well studied mare
a squeaky chair
Twilight cant teach a pony whos brain aint there
she asks rainbow dash if she would go for a fly
Turns out she studies well when she is high in the sky
nopony believed that she could pass!
Go Dashie Go
You my friend
Go testing testing 123 Go
You got a reason to live
"Pinkie stop rapping"
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Newmane 4x22: Trade Ya!
01:21
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A plan has been made
To combine for a trade
But neither Rarity or Applejack can be swayed
Some books from the tree
They ain’t goin’ for free
Their value is increased ‘cause Twi is royalty
You wanted Daring Do, whatever it took,
So you trade away your best friend for a gosh dang book!
Nopony believed that they could win!
Go, Traders, go!
You my friends
Go, Trade Ya, go!
You got a reason to live
“Yeah, you know, the thing is, I don’t want an orthros anymore.”
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The Ponyville fair
Rare’s showin’ her flair
Spike finds a book that says reader beware
Makes ideas come true
Then chaos ensues
‘Cause Rarity’s painting Ponyville with shiny gold hues
Her mind is out of whack, but hope isn’t lost
Spikey’s gotta convince her to remove all the gloss
Nopony believed that she could win!
Go, cursed Rarity, go!
You my friend
Go, Inspiration Manifestation, go!
You got a reason to live
"Everyone loves surprises, especially when they're gorgeous ones."
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Equestria games
he's lighting the flame
spike the brave and glorious is living in fame
spike got scared
he wasn't prepared
all the cheering ponies left him huffing for air
He wants to sing the anthem so he can be redeemed
But then what follows made the cringiest scene
Nopony believed that he could win
Go great and honorable spike the brave and glorious go
you my friend
Go equestria games go
you got a reason to live
Equestria we have a problem
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Tirek is back
He’s begun to attack
The princesses sent discord to give the centaur a smack
Ponies doin’ their best
Gotta open the chest
Some crap from previous episodes turned to keys, who’d have guessed?
Discord joins Tirek that’s when things turn sour
Celestia decrees that they should yeet their power
Nopony believed that he could win
Go, Tirek, go!
You ain’t my friend…
Go, Twilight’s Kingdom Part 1, go!
You got a reason to live…
Come on, Boneless! Give us that key!
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Twi gets all the madge
Leaving princesses sad-ge
And Discord gets betrayed when Tirek gives him a badge
The ponies all flee
Tirek’s throwing debris
Nopony told me I’d be watching Dragon Ball Z
They open up the chest to get some new styles
Now Twilight has a castle to fill up the toy aisles
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Super Saiyan Twilight, go!
You my friend…
Go, Twilight’s Kingdom Part 2, go!
You got a reason to live…
Surely, you saw this coming.
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The danger's loomin’
And Spike needs groomin’
‘Cause he and Twilight got into the world of the humans
This ex-alicorn'll
Just try to be normal
To save her crown from Sunset Shimmer at the Fall Formal
Don't know computer, you can't hold a pen
But stop that jerk-y demon with the magic of friends
Nobody believed that she could win!
Go, Twilight, go!
You my friend...
Go, Equestria Girls, go!
You got a reason to live...
Wait... does she even go to this school?
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Where'd he go?
Does anyone know?
Didn't even finish half of the show
So many years
Of empty ears
But now... it's resurrected by his musical peers!
You've all been waitin' for so very long
Some brand new Randys made a bunch of new songs!
Nopony believed that we could win!
Go, Randy, go!
You my self...
Go, Randy Newmane Presents, go!
Still got a reason to live...
Thanks, everypony
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